You barely know me
And already you're installed
You left your number
Somewhere on my back it's scrawled
Look I've enjoyed the few days
The fun we had
The memories may well linger
I can't say fairer than that
Don't tell me how it is
That I should not behave
Don't tell me secrets that
You're taking to your grave
I have to hand it to you
Put into bat
You'd made a good half century
I can't say fairer than that
Tell me something I don't know
That I don't know I should
Tell me somewhere I can go
That I don't know I could
She had the bluest eyes
That I have ever seen
Although being colour blind
It could be they were green
Women are always saying
Do I look fat
Could be you don't look thinner
I can't say fairer than that
You could argue we don't know
How different we are made
You insist that it's a shovel
I say it's a spade
You'd never know it but
I'm very good at draughts
I'll leave the front doors open
As well as the backs
Who wants to be in your shoes
Who wants to be in mine
Let's start by saying in your shoes
I'd barely walk the line
Of all the dirty low down
Tricks you could have played
I love the one where you
Pretend to be depraved
You have the kind of features
From where I'm sat
You'd make a fish look happy
I can't say fairer than that
Marks out of ten let's face it
Caught in the act
You'd rate at least a seven
I can't say fairer than that
I can't say fairer than that
Love you out of trouble
Anytime you're in
Give you what you want me
Want me to begin
Love you like a baby
In it's mother's womb
Happy and contented
Doing what it's doing
Love you like a river
Never like a rock
Rocks are ten a penny
Rivers though are not
Talk about anything other than news
Talk about a rich list of people whose
Worth it seems is what we're so keen to know
As for the fund your pension was in
As it dissolves down a corporate bin
Man in charge has entered the list at four
Love you out of trouble
Out of any kind
Doesn't matter to me
How it is defined
Rub you up the right way
Never up the wrong
Wrong would be the right way
Not to get along
Give or take a drama starting to unfold
Give or take a booking that remains on hold
Rising to the challenge running up a dept
Only way to run and not run out of breath
Love you out of trouble
Any of any kind
Even move a mountain
If under it you're lying
Love you like a baby
In it's father's womb
More you think about it
More it could be soon
Talk about anything other than news
Talk about a rich list in papers whose
Grip on reality seems to have escaped
Do we need to know what a person's worth
Do we need figures that look absurd
Don't tell me what a role these models make
Love you out of trouble
Anytime you're in
Give you what you wanted
Ready I'll begin
Love you out of trouble
Anytime you're in
Throughout my whole life
When nothing goes right
I turn to those who care
If you're in trouble
Burst of a bubble
It's good to know they're there
My heart goes out to
A child molested
And then subjected
To more abuse
One thing for certain
Rope from a curtain
I know what I would do
I'll give you romance
Led with a slow dance
If that's what it will take
I'll move the heavens
Six feet or seven
Depending on its weight
We have a problem
With medication
Too many patients
Now about
One thing for sure is
Cancer will cure this
Of that I have no doubt
To think the past and all it has
Enabled us to do
We still can't change a light bulb without
Someone there to help us to
You'd think now wouldn't you
Concert and summit
Yet all we've done is to achieve
Enormous ratings for t.v. stations
And much to their relief
You are my whole world
If not my whole world
Then in what world are we
I have a good sense
Of what in one sense
Makes perfect sense to me
The years have flown by
There's no denying
And yet in flying
Look what we've made
It's time to notice
The smell of roses
Before on us are laid
Remember when you talked about the days ahead
And how we need to measure up
To what's been said
I was measuring myself again last night
Know what, you're right
How can you be so dismissive of the press
Saying they're incapable of truth no less
Did they not inform us of Iraq's great might
Know what, you're right
Rudimentary lessons on guitar are fine
Learning how to smash it is my favourite line
Gonna see a band we used to love to bits
Dressed up in the clothes we wore
When they had hits
You think at my age I'll look a sorry sight
Know what, know what,
know what, you're right
Know what, you're right
Surely if a planet like ours does exist
Every politician should be placed on this
Like to ran a marathon I'm sure I could
I've been eating them for years
They do taste good
You think I'd be last home even on a bike
Know what, you're right
All of us who think we know a thing or two
Ought to bear in mind when more is just a few
Remember when you talked of
"Won't Get Fooled Again"
Said it was the greatest record
Made by them
I said surely that must be
"Here Comes The Night"
Know what
All songs written by Gilbert O'Sullivan
Published by Watanabe Music Publishing/Grand Upright Music Ltd. 2006