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She could take a leaf upon a tree and turn it into gold
Just as she could take a piece of rope which on its own will fold
You see, she's a very extraordinary sort of girl
Why don't you take a stone and eat it just as if it were a cake
You could be surprised to see the sort of things that she can bake
You see, she's a very extraordinary sort of girl
Who is just the same as you and she
In every way with quality she's perfect
But if you take her out
Remember she can break your heart in two
But she'll put it back, glue it together, make it look brand new
You see, she's a very extraordinary sort of girl
Why don't you take a stone and eat it just as if it were a cake
You could be surprised to see the sort of things that she can bake
You see, she's a very extraordinary sort of girl
Who is just the same as you and she
In every way with quality she's perfect
But if you take her out
Remember she can break your heart in two
But she'll put it back, glue it together, make it look brand new
You see, she's a very extraordinary sort of female, woman
You know the type
Always when you think about it, nothing goes
Quite the way you wish it would do
Even when you think that you have got it made
Someone else has gone and made it too
Usually the first thing you do each day
Isn't different to the last
Even if the same things are happening here
That have happened in the past
There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring
Or which way it's gonna go
There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring
But you can be there after the day before
Never mind the weather if the sun don't shine
Well and good and good if it's clear
Seems to me we'd all be at a loss for words
If the weather was to disappear
Losing isn't always a pretty sight
Especially when you go for gold
still it's only one jump in your life
And with many more to unfold
There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring
Or which way it's gonna go
There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring
Just like in Norway
There's Nor-way you could know
I wonder what would happen
If all the hills were flattened
And somebody requested a push
How would they go about it
Without a hill I doubt it
A push however hard is enough
Even if a push came to shove
Making all the right moves in excess
Doesn't mean your race is won
Even if your right shoe is on your left
Even if your left's undone
There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring
Or which way it's gonna go
There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring
But you can be there
After the day before
There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring
Or which way it's gonna go
There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring
Droom summer hide fall dawn
There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring
Could be I don't know
There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring
Will it be sunshine, showers
A basket of flowers
There's no way you could know
There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring
Or which way it's gonna go
There ain't no telling what tomorrow will bring
Anytime you need a friend
Anytime you're at an end
Call on me and I'll be there with you
Just my luck if you don't want me to
Don't leave me in a spin
You know the state I'm in too
Anytime, anytime, anytime will do
Anytime your heart is sad
Anytime you're feeling bad
Say the word and I'll be on my way
Just my luck if I'm not home that day
It doesn't have to be
Now and forever it's true
Anytime, anytime, anytime will do
What's the use of me
Pretending I'm with you
When all I get is in effect
What in effect I knew
Don't keep me anymore
Although I'm longing for you
Anytime, anytime, anytime will do
What's the use of me
Pretending I'm with you
When all I get is I suspect
What I suspect I knew
Anytime you need a friend
Anytime you're at an end
Call on me and I'll be at your side
Just my luck if it should be denied
Don't leave me in a spin
You know the state I'm in too
It doesn't have to be
Now and forever it's true
Don't keep me anymore
When all I want is want you
Anytime, anytime, anytime will do
Anytime, anytime, anytime will do
All I ever get from you is breakfast dinner and tea
Served with all the love that you possess
So tomorrow I'll be off with nothing left in me
Bar a helping of your tenderness
People said before we met how good you could be
Especially at well that they didn't say
So I let my imagination get the better of me
Not thinking that I would regret that very day
Now I'm mixed up with a girl
Who believe me cooks like a pro
But outside of that
It's no good at what she should be, loving me
Now I'm mixed up with a girl
Who believe me cooks like a pro
But outside of that
It's no good at what she should be
All I ever get from you is breakfast dinner and tea
Served with all the love that you possess
So tomorrow I'll be off with nothing left in me
Bar a helping of your tenderness
All I ever get from you is breakfast dinner and tea
Breakfast dinner and tea
When you're feeling blue
You don't know what to do
Just call on me
I'll make it worth your while
I'll always be at home
You'll never be alone
As long as I'm there with you
By your side
Now when the moon is high
Above there in the sky
Just knock upon my door
And I'll be with you
No matter where you go
Just come and let me know
I hold your hand
And when alone I'll kiss you
With you I feel happy
When I know that I'll never change my mind
With me you can be
Any hour (any hour), day or night (day or night)
Call on me girl, (call on me)
Anytime you like, like
So if you feel today
You'd rather get away
To some place where you know
You won't be lonely
Just call on me and see
How happy you will be
I'll make you feel
You life's just for me only
With you I feel happy
When I know that I'll never change my mind
With me you can be
Any hour (any hour), day or night (day or night)
Call on me girl, (call on me)
Anytime you like, like
So if you feel today
You'd rather get away
To some place where you know
You won't be lonely
Just call on me and see
How happy you will be
I'll make you feel
You life's just for me only
And from all of us here
It's goodbye
I'll now hand you over to the A-side
I hope you enjoyed my little B
If you haven't well what can I say
Except I hope that you like the A
If you haven't well what can I say
Except I hope that you like the A
I was asking for a drink last night
Never noticing that things just weren't quite right
For the bartender said you look queer
So disappear
Before I realised what I'd be through
A girl came up to me and said "I love you"
But I whispered gently in her ear
To disappear
What is wrong with everyone in this town
That's what I am asking me
And to my reply it's bound to be
Something I'll never forget
That alone it would happen again
But if it did, I'd know right there and then
I would pack everything I have here
And disappear
Went and left me on my own before
Said you don't want me round anymore
Found some other fool to come and care for you
Now you're back and though my heart is sad
You still want me but girl I'm still mad at you
So baby don't bother at all
When I see you walking down the street
I feel so sorry for the one you meet
Now I know what you are like and what you can do
That was then and now you're at my door
What can I tell you that I haven't before, we're through
So baby don't bother at all
From a bird's eye view to a T-bone steak
From above to below the human race
Have about as much respect for each other as we demand
To the moon to the wrong southside of you
Still remember how you used to care
Take you with me almost everywhere
Seems so funny to think that you'd be untrue
But the day you ran away with him
You made a fool of me and that I think is cruel
So baby don't bother at all
A bed of roses suppose it doesn't exist
would you believe,I believe that believing in this
is like a suit on a groom and the bride he's going to wed
Well instead go asleep in separate beds
Went and left me on my own before
Said you don't want me 'round anymore
Found another fool to come and care for you
Now you're back and though my heart is sad
You still want me but honey I'm still mad at you
So baby don't bother at all
So baby don't bother at all
So baby don't bother at all
Don't you ever change your mind
and hurt me like know you do
Don't you ever leave me behind
when ever all I ever done is love you
When you call I get you number
while do you whistle
you'll never know
don't you know I get out of slumber
the people there really
want to know too
I when I pick up my my phone
and dial your number
I wonder how come there is no reply
and every time you look at me
I go so twee way down inside
I wonder why two people should be so
when it's hard to see
Don't you ever change your mind
and hurt me like you know you do
Don't ever leave me behind
when ever all I ever done is love you
and I when I pick up my my phone
and dial your number
I wonder how come there is no reply
and every time you look at me
I go so twee way down inside
I wonder why two people should be so
when it's hard to see
(adlib to end)
Little bo peep didn't lose any sleep
Trying to make it with the sheep of the town
What she did instead was to lose her head
while attempting an assault on a human catapult
(Going) down, down, down, down, down
(Going) down, down, down, down, down
(Going) down, down, down, down, down
Stanley had a girlfriend
who was given to him
which would take him on a journey aground
Yet all he had to do was to see
I presumed to a fella who was known as doctor Livingstone
(Going) down, down, down, down, down
(Going) down, down, down, down, down
(Going) down, down, down, down, down
You better listen to me girl
I've got nothing to say
You better watch your step cause baby
It could very easily run away
Mary had a lamb chop for her dinner
but by suppertime she felt a bit browned (off)
So every day since then Mary's had to spend
every penny that she's got in and out the you
know what
(Going) down, down, down, down, down
(Going) down, down, down, down, down
(Going) down, down, down, down, down
You better listen to me girl
I've got nothing to say
You better watch your step cause
baby it could very easily run away
Little bo peep didn't lose any sleep
Trying to make it with the sheep of the town
What she did instead was to lose her head
while attempting an assault on a human catapult
(Going) down, down, down, down, down
(Going) down, down, down, down, down
(Going) down, down, down, down, down
Everybody knows that the world is round
That is everybody 'cept me
'Cause I ain't been told
So why should I be forced to believe
That the feet I wear are meant to bear
pieces of leather that shine
No that can't be true
cause I can't find a piece to fit mine
When I walk downtown
Dressed up like a clown
People they just burst into tears
Lift their heads and whisper in my ears
Cover up your toes 'cause everybody knows
When I walk downtown
Dressed up like a clown
People they just burst into tears
Lift their heads and whisper in my ears
Cover up your toes 'cause everybody knows
That the state we're in
is about to begin
And if that's not enough
you try to balance a plate
while eating granny smelly's mince pie
When I walk downtown
Dressed up like a clown
People they just burst into tears
Lift their heads and whisper in my ears
Cover up your toes 'cause everybody knows
Get out of my life now don't come home
Do what you want to do on your own
Find yourself another novelty
Besides the one and only they call me
Never in my life have I been through
Anything as bad as being with you
So before I throw the flag away
You can do if you wish bid me good day
And if by chance I should just happen to see you again
I'd probably be so surprised I'll climb a tree
And yell up why me, me
And if by chance I should just happen to see you again
I'd probably be so surprised I'll climb a tree
And yell up why me, me
Get out of my flat now don't come home
Home, home, home
I can really get a number
I can really get a folk
I can even get to titherland
But I wouldn't know the score
So before I go home
Well I'm talking like a little boy
I have nothing more to say
Except that when I feel like a girl
but I don't what to play
So I'm going home boys
I'm going to be good
I'm going to tell them other boys
That I rather think I should
That I rather think I should
I talk with to them like a
and need a cup of tea
and she's like company
So I'm talking to you
Tell me why I don't know
I dont know
I'm going home to cry
I'm talking like I wanted to
and I have to let through
I don't have to tell when to cook
I don't have to say I do
I only know that when I'm tired
Well I'm talking like a little boy
I don't have to tell you this
Well I'm leaving in the morning
and I'm going with the miss
Could have been a little lighter
A little of a dream
going far to be seen
My doctor told me if my headache gets much worse
The best thing that I can do is get myself a nurse
Let her give me the kiss of life and after that
You watch my headache disappear three seconds flat
And as you know, I don't really want you to go
For I would much rather you stay with me
Be on hand when I need good company,
The other morning I forget now where I'd been
Some fella cornered me said "hey man what's your scene?"
I told him frankly that I wasn't in a play
That if I was I wouldn't give my scene away
And as you know I don't really want you to go
For I would much rather you stay with me
Be on hand when I need good company
Altogether everybody turn and touch your toes
When I stop to give the signal
That's when I would like you
That's when I would like you
To go oh...oh
Muhammad Ali better known as Cassius Clay
Boy what a boxer he was and still is today
I had a go myself once thought that I was him
But unlike Muhammad baby I could never win
And as you know I don't really want you to go
For I would much rather you stay with me
Be on hand when I need
Much rather you stay with me
Be on hand when I need good company
When the evening is over
Put your head upon my shoulder
And I'll tell you something
I believe is true
Happiness is me and you
In a world so distorted
Where the worst is best reported
Love may be something
That will see us through
Happiness is me and you
There may be girls that I remember
Who've made me happy for a while
But none of them compare with you my love
How ever hard they all may try
If the bus that we're taking
Has for ages kept us waiting
What does it matter
Even in a queue
Happiness is me and you
There may be days that you'll discover
I'm not the man you think I'm am
But through it all we will recover
Without the aid of any plan
When the weeks turn to hours
And in June it's April showers
I'll tell you something
I believe is true
Happiness is me and you
Happiness is me and you
Happiness is me and you
I didn't know what to do
And I didn't know where to go
'Cause when I looked at you
I saw that it was snow on the ground
And not me pretending that I was a bee
Fresh from Antarctica frozen to ice
Mother dear I want some sound advice
'Cause I didn't know what to do
And I didn't know where to go
But someone looked at me
And said politely growing a beard
Can be fun, let me show you how it is done
I said don't bother I'd rather go see
Uncle George and Auntie Marge help me
'Cause I didn't know what to do
When you said, you were ready to go away
And they'll stay
Until such a time permit me to say
Oh I love you
People are staring, they don't understand
Cousin Mary please give me your hand
'Cause I didn't know what to do
And I didn't know where to go
I don't love you but I think I like you
Think I like you and I think you know
I don't want you but I do desire you
Do desire you and I won't let go
You say you love me, I say you do
You say believe me I say it's true
If there's a question you'd like to make
It really depends on how much it weighs
I don't love you but I think I like you
Think I like you and I think you know
I don't want you but I do desire you
Do desire you and I won't let go
We are the champions, we are the few
We stick together all the way through
We don't like people telling us off
Hand on your mouth boy when you cough
Hand on your mouth boy when you cough
I don't love you but I think I like you
Think I like you and I think you know
I don't want you but I do desire you
Do desire you and I won't let go
I'll be your hinges, you be my door
You'll beg your pardon, I'll beg for more
If there's a knock then you're on your own
Tell them you're sorry, but no one's home
Tell them you're sorry, but no one's home
I don't love you but I think I like you
Think I like you and I think you know
I don't want you but I do desire you
Do desire you and I won't let go
I don't love you but I think I like you
Think I like you and I think you know
I don't want you but I do desire you
Do desire you and I won't let go
Well I've waited now for what three whole weeks
And she hasn't called me up once
Had I known she liked me as much as this
I wouldn't have prayed she'd rung
Keep your love I don't need it
As the day begins to dawn
I have my coat to keep me warm
If it weren't so much that we need them
Then I think that I'd do without
Now I know what's meant when a heart is broke
And what all the fuss is about
Keep your distance I've told you
For at least when there's a storm
I have my coat to keep me warm
And a coat won't hurt you
It won't desert you
It will not let you down come to think of it
Even if it doesn't fit
And a coat won't hurt you
It won't desert you
It's always by your side if you need it
Even if it doesn't fit
Put your faith in someone and what do you get
Well if you're as lucky as me
You'll be made to look like a piece of dirt
Spelt S.H.I.T.
Could be worse don't I know it
And even if the sleeves are torn
I have my coat to keep me warm
Better of out of love than in it
Causes nothing but sorrow and pain
I'd recommend that of course you try it
Then again then again
Oh I'll may leave you for just a second
just a second if that's ok
may last a little under an hour
all depends on how long I stay
Only when it's someone who's close
does cancer hit you just like a bomb
must be the only the disease on earth
guaranteed to kill everyone
watching and waiting
mistaking the pun
for one that was never intended
once they assure you it's all based on fact
you can be sure it's invented
I've got nothing but for tomorrow
No no don't get me wrong
what I mean
It's not I'll will be without my clothes
But there you want me well I'll be free
wishing and hoping
and hoping and praying that it will soon stop raining
there's nothing worse than a cricketer's ball
stuck in the mud complaining
Oh I may wake up to find you sleeping
not in your bed but mine
I know it's only a dream
but what's wrong with that (ain't it)
better than finding you on the floor (ain't it)
better than finding you on the
for in my room
there's someone's ceiling not only that
there's someone at the door
will they stop in if I unlocked it
But in a nutshell
I, I won't
Well come on everybody it is time we were going
I've got a whole lot of loving and it's suddenly growing
I get up, I go out, I come in, roundabout
After that ain't no doubt
You can never skin a rabbit when he's off and running
(In other words)
He's so cunning
I say love what you doing if you don't mind me asking
You either lead me to ruin or leading me in passing
Either way I propose with a ring I suppose
After that heaven knows
No matter how you go about it
It's the same old story
(In other words)
Love and glory
(In other words)
Same old story
(In other words)
Love no glory
Don't mind people eating fast-food
Don't give a damn about the damn cube
Except when a kid of maybe nine demontrates how
You get up, go to school
pay attention to rules
If you're smart don't be cruel
You can never for what ever reason
Move a mountain
(In other words)
Just go around them
(In other words)
Move a mountain
(In other words)
Just go round them
Don't mind people eating fast-food
Don't give a damn about the damn cube
Well come on everybody it is time we were going
I said I love what you're ruin but I can't what you're growing
I get up, I go out, I come in, roundabout
After that ain't no doubt
You can never skin a rabbit when he's off and running
(In other words)
He's so cunning
(In other words)
Same old story
(In other words)
Love and glory
Every day's a holiday in Mr. Moody's Garden
Where little girls say pardon and how do
You do my name is Nosey
And this is me sister really (really)
Good she is at saying "to you too"
Now just across the lawn is Pat
Sitting on his favorite hat
waiting for the barber to arrive
and if he doesn't come today
Pat will shout (hip-hip-hooray)
ain't it grand to be alive
When every day's a holiday in Mr. Moody's Garden
Where little girls say pardon and how do
You do my name is Nosey
And this is me sister really (really)
Good she is at saying "to you too"
Now lying on the garden fence
is a man (at great expense)
history tells us will outgrow his youth
but only until such a time
he finds out why he's been lying
and then of course he'll tell the truth
Cos every day's a holiday in Mr. Moody's Garden
Where little girls say pardon and how do - ya do
Now down among the partridge trees
lives a man who loves his knees
so much so he's framed them in a jar
and if by chance one should escape
and to put on must in it's place
with half a pound of shredded tar
Cos every day's a holiday in Mr.Moody's Garden
Where little girls say pardon
and Bill and Ben found stardom
while playing John Wesley Harden
who looked just like Billy Cardon's
answer to choo-choo
May God be with you on your way
And may he too throughout your day
Be ever present at your side
Should ever the need arise
Oh holy Mary mother of him
How can you watch us suffering?
Let millions of people so cruelly die
If you are who you are reply
And I'd gladly give up my role
That of a worthless soul
Hopelessly searching for something I believe
Doesn't really exist
If it does then why is it
Whenever the world prays for peace
Wars increase
When I was little my mother would say
Dear God will help you if you pray
But where was he when my mother died
How I prayed she'd remain alive
Oh I read how he came down to earth
And all the wonders that he worked
But that was then, now all I can say
If only he'd come today
Oh I'd gladly give up my role
That of a worthless soul
Hopelessly searching for something I believe
Doesn't really exist
If it does then why is it
Whenever the world prays for peace
Wars increase
I wanted to give her my heart
But as the doctor observed
What could she do with it
Then when she said we must part
Albeit for only an hour
Couldn't go through with it
I was unhappy until she came along
Suddenly problems
That seems insurmountable
Left in a huff
You can be sure
when you know you're
Taking a chance on love
What would you do if like me
You had the girl of your dreams
Only you blew it
How do you think you would feel
looking back and saying to yourself
That was so stupid
I don't know what makes
the perfect romance
Could be as simple as tickling her toes
When you're both in the tub
You'll never lose
not when you choose
Taking a chance on love
When will you find it
will it be true
What is the answer
I wish that I knew
Somebody's partner
whose wife is a friend
illustrates just what I mean
I was so set in my ways
had someone followed me home
They couldn't beat me there
Never believed in the phrase
That you haven't lived till you've love
Oh, I didn't seem to care
Call me old fashioned but I still aspire
standing with her
in a church full of people
A priest up above
saying I do
her saying it, too
Taking a chance on love
No one can tell you it isn't a game
Taking a chance on love
You win some you loose some
it's never the same
Taking a chance on love
Uum, love
Well, even if wrong
Oh, I still go on
Taking a chance on love
Taking a chance on love
Taking a chance on love ooh
I don't want you hanging round outside my door
I don't want you hanging round anymore
If you'd only tell me why you did lie
Baby please baby please baby one time
Tell me why anyway you want to
Tell me why anyway you choose
Tell me why anyway you want to
Please baby please baby this time baby
Please baby please baby why don't you try
You've got to be honest if our love's to pay
You've got to be truthful in no other way
If you'd only tell me why you cheated and lied
Baby please baby please baby one more time
Tell me why anyway you want to
Tell me why anyway you choose
Tell me why anyway you want to
Please baby please baby one more time
Baby please baby please baby
Tell me why, tell me why
Tell me why anyway you want to
Tell me why anyway you choose
Tell me why anyway you want to
Please baby please baby tell me why
Baby please baby please baby
So I don't want you hanging round outside my door
And I don't want you hanging round anymore
But If you'd only tell me why you did lie
Baby please baby please baby why don't you try
Tell me why anyway you want to
Tell me why anyway you choose
Tell me why anyway you want to
Please baby please baby one more time
Baby please baby please baby tell me why,
tell me why
Tell me why
Tell me why
Tell me why
There are others in this world besides me
Yet you never seem to worry about them
There are other girls to keep you company
Yet the only one you want amongst them is me
So I love you
Like I love you
And I'll hold you
Like I do
And if anybody ever tries to tell me differently
I'll really show them just how much a man I can be
There are other kinds of girls to be loved
And the same goes for the men that they will marry
But if the girl I take pride in is not enough
I should be left on my own to myself
So I love you (So I love you)
Like I love you (Like I love you)
And I'll hold you (And I'll hold you)
Like I do (Like I do)
And if anybody ever tries to tell me differently
I'll really show them just how much a man I can be
All I've wanted throughout life
I've found when I'm with you
That's why I want you to be my bride
And I know that you'll agree 'cause you love me
Seven hundred times I've asked you how you feel
About being the girl who's only loved by me
And a thousand times I've got the same reply
It just makes me feel so good I wanna cry
Now I love you (Now I love you)
Like I love you (Like I love you)
And I'll hold you (And I'll hold you)
Like I do (Like I do)
And if anybody ever tries to tell me differently
I'll really show them just how much a man I can be
I'll really show them just how much a man I can be
I had a woman that loved me true
To cut a long story short
We got married on our honeymoon
To cut a long story short
Now we're together I'm afraid no more
To cut a long story short
Like billions of other people we're divorced
To cut a long story short
I don't believe that you can possibly
Give more than you get
Unless you talk about taxation
And the money that you care to bet
When I've got a problem I wanna solve
To cut a long story short
I simply go out and have a game of golf
To cut a long story short
But I read a book that the book was great
To cut a long story short
It got a fine class of people like the chambermaid
To cut a long story short
I don't see how you could possibly
Take what you can get
When to get what you take
And man you really got to sweat
I don't believe that you can possibly
Give more than you get
Unless you talk about taxation
And the money that you care to bet
I've got a girlfriend her name is Jill
To cut a long story short
She doesn't take chances
So she takes the pill
To cut a long story short
I'm really positive that she is mine
To cut a long story short
Now I'm getting married for the second time
To cut a long story short
I don't see how you could possibly
Take what you can get
When to get what you take
And man you really got to sweat
It's too bad you couldn't come
It's too bad you decided to stay away
(Too bad baby)
It's too bad you couldn't come
It's too bad I really thought you were okay
(Too bad baby)
You admit you were wrong
That you knew all along
Yet you still had the nerve
To go leading me on
It's too bad baby
But not especially for me
It's no good us going on
It's no good you trying to soft-soap me
(No good baby)
It's no good I'm telling you
It's no good all we ever do is disagree
(No good baby)
What am I supposed to do
How can I forgive you
If you won't even bother
To tell me the truth
It's no good baby
But not especially for good ol' me
I wanna say I've enjoyed
All the nights we've employed
And the pleasure it's given me
But I cannot except with the greatest respect
Anybody to termine me
Do I make myself perfectly clear
It's too bad you couldn't come
It's too bad you decided to stay away
(Too bad baby)
It's too bad you couldn't come
It's too bad I really thought you were okay
(Too bad baby)
Said you'd be there at nine
Well I got there on time
But you didn't show up
Because you changed your mind
It's too bad baby
But not especially for me
Too bad for you and not for me
(Too bad baby)
And not for me
(Too bad baby)
Too bad for you and not for me baby
Too bad baby
Too bad baby
I don't know if you've heard the news but I'm a boy
Who's got himself a problem so big it's no joy
You see I've something that people claim
Could bring me fortune and instant fame
A face so ugly you could hardly blame
Anybody here for saying so
I think I'll bury myself deep beneath the ground
And come up only when there's no one else around
And if by chance someone approaches me
And that someone happens to be a she
You can bet your life in time of worry
I wouldn't hesitate but to be that way
Oh why can't girls just look at me and smile
Instead of looking at me as though
I will turn my head and before I go to bed
Gaily underneath the blanket go
I've even wrote to Marjorie Proops, but she can't help
The best that she could offer me was disguise yourself
Well this I've done would you believe not twice
But more than once in fact I think it was nice
So much so when I'm inclined to hurry
I wouldn't hesitate but to be that way
I used to be smart
Got A in an open heart
plus Highly inflammable bees
I will if you ask
Buzz into a flask
Filled up with cold coffee and tea
Just said it today
we go away and play
you'll buy us a toffee or two
With bottles of wine
To drink when we dine
Down at the Ritzy
Where people get tipsy
on mints strongly so
Lemon and lime, orange juice
Citrus fruits
Spring from the vine
And just in case you
Refer to my I.Q.
As being unbelievably low
Let me tell you this
With my very first kiss
I knocked spots off Valentino
with the rudy-o-doe
I can take the sun and make it shine for me
Mathematic problems they're so easy
But you make me so mad
What can I do?
Since I met you I can't let you out of sight
For another man to discover you're alright
And if he makes you glad
What can I do?
When I'm so much in love with you yes
No matter what you do
I'll never change my mind
My vocation's recreation time for me
But the last one is the last one I'll be free
'Cause you make me so mad
What can I do?
All my life I've wanted someone just like you
But if seeing is believing, it's not true
'Cause you make me so mad
What can I do?
When I'm so much in love with you
Yes no matter what you do
I'll never change my mind
I'll never change my mind
No no no
Change my mind
Never ever change my mind
What can I do?
Each time that I see you
I believe you'll be mine
It may sound ridiculous
But this is what I'm
Getting satisfaction from
I don't care how stupid or wrong
It is as long as I'm in touch with you
Why don't you for one day
Wont ask me to take you out somewhere
to some place there'll be time to make
Our's a lasting relationship
I dreamt both night and day that it is true
I hope for my sake you realise everything
I have said to you today is true
I guarantee tomorrow I will act this way if you
Let me take you somewhere in the distance
where resistance is low
You must agree you wont make me sad
As a reply I'm telling you
I always try until I do see the time
When I can call you mine
You're every dream I've ever dreamt
You are by far the only apartment
That I'd ever care to rent
You're like Doctor Kissenger
On a peace trip or two
But most important of all
You are you
You're like a painting by Cézanne
A tin of soup by Andy Warhol
A sonata by Chopin
You're like the Queen of England
Not forgetting the Duke
But most important of all
You are you
I'm no genius when it comes to world affairs
On the other hand when I am with you who cares
As you can see
You're my priority
(Break)
But most important of all
You are you
I don't suppose that there´s the slightest little chance
You might allow me to consummate our romance
Your know what, you're a supersonic flight
A song by Lennon and McCartney
A Mohammed Ali fight
You're like Brigitte Bardot
No way Danny La Rue...
But most important of all
You are you
Yes most important of all
You are, you are, you are you
I never thought that I'd live to see the day
Here I am in love and the feeling is great
and nothing can pursuade me
than to give a rest
and when I see your love-light I suggest
You better run
You better hide
and baby don't you know
it but the moment's arrive
You better run
You better hide
cause the truth don't matter
the man's gonna get you inside
Met for the first time
Thought you were great
Met for the next
then I knew right away
nothing can excite me
the way you can
and when I get that feeling
tired as I am
You better run
You better hide
and baby don't you know but the moment's arrive
You better run
You better hide
Cause I 'm not gonna sit around
waiting my turn
Always been a weakness
far as I'm concerned
This time I'm gonna take the fall
Don't say that you're not the one
gonna grab you by the horns
by the horns
Been a lot hearts
beating well out of time
nothing odd about that
one of them is mine
the temperature is raising - heat up the floor
and when I see your love-lights starting glow
You better run
You better hide
and baby don't you know it but the moment you rise
You better run
You better hide
cause the truth don't matter where the lie's considered
If you have a tendency to get burned
my reasons for chasing you
are very easy to decribe
everything that you have I like
everything that you have I like
Never thought I get so I couldn't sit down
Never thought I feel so like running around
You and me is cool as you think that you are
but when I see your love light
enter my heart
You better run
You better hide
and baby don't you know it but the moment's arrive
You better run
You better hide
and baby don't you know it but the moment's arrive
You better run
You better hide
and baby don't you know it but the moment's arrive
cause the truth don't matter cause the man's gonna get you inside
You better run
You better hide
You better run
You better hide
You don't have to tell me
You've got something on your mind
Because I've seen it there
So many time before
And you don't have to tell me
Just what it is that's on your mind
For I'm inclined to agree with me
There must be something wrong
A subtle breeze
I stand at ease
Won't dislocate my arm
But what could
What easily would break my heart
If you imply that this time I'm sorry
I have gone too far
But if that's true
Then why are you acting as you are
So you don't have to tell me
You've got something on your mind
Because I've seen it there
So many time before
And you won't have to tell me
Just what it is that's on your mind
For I'm inclined to agree with me
There must be something wrong
A subtle breeze
I stand at ease
Won't dislocate my arm
But what could
What easily would break my heart
Cause you imply that this time I'm sorry
I have gone too far
But if that's true
Then why are you acting as you are
So You don't have to tell me
You've got something on your mind
Because I've seen it there
So many time before
And you won't have to tell me
Just what it is that's on your mind
For I'm inclined to agree with me
There must be something wrong
Hey baby what's that you say
I didn't know that you felt that way
You got a problem let me solve it
You can be my world baby I'll revolve it
I like the way you wear your dress
You have a style cut above the rest
Your kiss is sweet, so warm and tender
Anything you want baby I will render
But there are times I think you know when
You never listen to reason
If there's one thing about you that I can't stand
You never listen to
You never listen to
You never listen to reason
Come on baby don't be so mean
Give me some of that old routine
I like the one where you spin the bottle
Really love the one with nothing on at all
I don't don't know if I should tell you this
But every time that we start to kiss
I get so hot under the collar
Anywhere you lead baby I will follow
But there are times I think you know when
You never listen to reason
If there's one thing about you that I can't stand
You never listen to
You never listen to
You never listen to reason
Come on baby don't be so childish
Look me in the eye when you speak
You know I worship the ground you walk on
Even when I'm out walking in my sleep
I like the way you wear your dress
You have a style cut above the rest
Your kiss is sweet, so warm and tender
Victory is your baby I surrender
But there are times I think you know when
You never listen to reason
If there's one thing about you that I can't stand
You never listen to
You never listen to
You never listen to reason
You never listen to
You never listen to
You never listen to reason
(Recorded by The Tremeloes)
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