I think love is just a load of crap
But having said that
If you'd love me the way that I love you
I'd take it all back
I don't give a dam about you now
And I'm not being sour
There's plenty more of you where I come from
On the hour
Every hour
And I don't suppose you'd consider
Accompanying me out to dinner
Found this really cute little French place
The food they tell me is Greek
I'll understand please forgive me
What's his name is it Dave
Does he take you everywhere
I'll bet
He's lousy in bed
Not like me
Oh I think women are completely daft
But having said that
How many of them do you ever hear
Get a heart attack
And having said that
Don't come running after me again
I'm not your friend
Liked you once about a week ago
But that was then
Never again
Of all the women I've loved
You're the first to make blood boil
All the others they would of course
Make it bleed
I don't know how to thank you enough
Can't stand the sight of blood
You see
You mean nothing to me anymore
So now you know
I had been thinking that for quite some time
I'd let you go
So now you know
And don't think that I don't men this
Whatever we had between us
Is to the best of my knowledge
Now a thing of the past
But then again if you came up
With nothing on but your make-up
Possibilities are
Out if the kindness of my heart
I might
For tonight
Let you in
I say a prayer for those who
Unlike me
Suffer some form of brutality
I get no kicks from mugging pensioners
I don't believe that that's all their good for
You know I love you
And I always will
I keep a picture of you on me still
It's so sad
You were the best love I never had
I see you've brought your children
Along too
The little one
She looks a lot like you
I'm sure you must be very proud of them
I'd love to have a child myself
But then
On second thoughts I'd better leave
This talk of children is upsetting me
It's so sad
You were the best love I never had
And I can't for the life of me fathom
Out why Eve when she met up with Adam
Didn't know they would put at risk
Every man, woman, child
For the bite of an apple
Remember days of wine and daffodils
A hand upon your breast
Oh what a thrill
It's so sad
You were the best love I never had
You make your bed
And then you lie in it
wouldn't the truth be more appropriate
It's so sad
You were the best love I never had
In answer to your question
You've made a big mistake
But in the eyes of God
That's a risk you have to take
Divorce Irish style
Unless of course your privileged
With a cardinal up your sleeve
Hope of an annulment is
Unlikely to succeed
Divorce Irish style
How can two people live together
When they've fallen out of love
Are we so blind
As to reject the pain they fell
What right has anyone to say you must
Even God himself can't be the judge
We've only one life after all
And if it's not our fault
Why can't we be released
Something must be done
And that something must be done urgently
Forget it ever happened
Go away and start anew
You love each other surely
Well at least you used to do
Divorce Irish style
How can two people live together
When they've fallen out of love
Are we so blind
As to reject the pain they fell
What right has anyone to say you must
Even God himself can't be the judge
We've only one life after all
And if it's not our fault
Why can't we be released
Something must be done
And that something must be done urgently
Think about the children
After all they must come first
Okay she's found another man
Oh well it could be worse
Divorce Irish style
When you needed money
You came to me
It was no problem
That was plain to see
Yet when I needed some company
You promised you'd pay me a call
But you came and went so quickly
I didn't know
You had been here at all
When there was a war on
You came crawling to me
There seemed no better place
That you'd rather be
Yet when it was over you told me
You'd come back and pay me a call
But you came and went so quickly
I didn't know
You had been here at all
What does it mean
What does it prove
If I get my
Own back on you
Revenge is sweet
But so are peas
And not the ones
Alphabetically
My hands are cold
Legs are like ice
I'm on the beach
Weather is nice
The wind comes up
It starts to snow
My hands get warm
My feet they glow
Oh I can remember
Things you used to say
But what sticks in my mind most
Is the way
You hurt me so much
When you left me
Although you promised you'd pay me a call
But you came and went so quickly
I didn't know
You had been here at all
I'm not too young to fall in love
I'm not too young to smoke
I'm not too young to defend myself
If ever I'm provoked
I'm not too young you mark my words
To be left on the shelf
I'm not too young I'm over one
Next year I will be twelve
I'm not as daft as one might think
If one's the word to use
For why not instead of one
Must mustn't one instead use two's
I won't say that it makes it any easier
But still it goes to show
That one can do what one must do
With two's or three's or four's
And while we're on the subject
Let me say that for a start
Although I failed my eleven plus
I really did try hard
And I've come to this conclusion
Right or wrong abut exams
You pass only because your memory
Failed to go blank
I'm not too young to pay the price
For things I didn't do
I'm not too young they tell me
So I guess it must be true
I'm not too young to cry out loud
In northern Ireland name
I'm not too young I'm everyone
A bomb has ever maimed
And by and large it's true to say
That even as we speak
A child not out in Africa
But believe it or not here
Is learning what it feels like
To exist without much food
And waits in what he calls his home
To be forcibly removed
There are diamonds in this world for a lady
If I had the money you'd never had enough
You don't have to understand me
When I tell you
There is only one thing I can give you
Love
He may ask to take you with him every day
And then give you presents
You've only ever dreamed of
Though I'd take you walking with me anyway
There is only one thing I can give you
Love
What's important to me
Is not the good times we'll have
But the bad times that end up so badly
For you
And so you see
What I want
Is not the earth to move
What on earth it prove
But a love that will make me
A love that will take me for good
And I don't know why soldiers shoot to kill
And I don't know why at ease I get so ill
And I don't give a damn unless of course I do
So if you want to go with him just remember
What I say to you in spite of how I feel
Though he'll give you things
You've only ever dreamed of
There is only one thing I can give you
Love
Hello...Ooh, is Mary there?
No, but
Well, if you see Mary
Will you tell her I called?
Tell her that I love her
And I'm sorry that's all
You see we had our very first quarrel today
I got really angry and I slapped her face
Now I'm sorry but what can I say
I love her so much
I can't think straight
My name is Pegge and I know how you feel
Same thing that happened to you did to me
I was so upser I couldn't sleep for a week
Finally she called boy was I relieved
Now I'm sorry but what can I say
I love her much I can't think straight
Love her much you can't think
What about people other than me?
What about those with nothing to eat?
How can I claim that life isn't fair?
What a pathetic sight I swear
If I could kick I'd kick
Myself of course and if
Listen to me look I know hat I'm saying
I'm sure Mary is as much to blame
Well in that case
Why won't she answer the phone?
Don't try and tell me
She's not at home
I'm sorry but what can say
I'm sorry but what can say
We're sorry but what can I say
I love her so much I can't think
What are we doing? What have we done?
What in the world is going on?
Isn't it crazy looking so fine
Knowing that in as much time
As it takes to make a drink
We could all become as the dinosaur has
Nothing but extinct
And to top it all I hear
That my rent is to be raised
So if you see Mary
Will you tell her I called
Tell her that I love her
And I'm sorry that's all
And by the way thank you for being so kind
If I've taken up too much of your time
I'm sorry but what I can say
Lo siento pero no se que decir
We're sorry but what can I say
I love her so much
I can't think
Love her so much
I can't think straight
Si...Ooh, is Mary there?
No, pero
Well, if you see Mary
Will you tell her I called?
Tell her that I love her
And I'm sorry that's all
You see we had our very first quarrel today
I got really angry and I slapped her face
Now I'm sorry but what can I say
I love her so much
I can't think straight
Yo soy Silvia y te podria ayudar
si en lugar de a ella me quisieras mirar
te baņaria en oceanos de amor
haria de tu vida un paraiso mejor
y mira ya no puedo seguir
te quiero tanto que ahora siento
nublarseme el pensamiento
What about people other than me?
What about those with nothing to eat?
How can I claim that life isn't fair?
What a pathetic sight I swear
If I could kick I'd kick
Myself of course and if
No te amargues ten la seguridad
de que tambien ella se arrepentira'
Well in that case
Why won't she answer the phone?
Don't try and tell me
She's not at home
I'm sorry but what can say
Lo siento pero no se que decir
We're sorry but what can I say
I love her so much I can't think
What are we doing? What have we done?
What in the world is going on?
Isn't it crazy looking so fine
Knowing that in as much time
As it takes to make a drink
We could all become as the dinosaur has
Nothing but extinct
And to top it all I hear
That my rent is to be raised
So if you see Mary
Will you tell her I called
Tell her that I love her
And I'm sorry that's all
And by the way thank you for being so kind
If I've taken up too much of your time
I'm sorry but what I can say
Lo siento pero no se que decir
We're sorry but what can I say
I love her so much
I can't think
Love her so much
I can't think straight
If and when you want me to
I'll be right there by your side
If and then you can't be sure
I can help you to decide
It's no secret any longer
Come to think it
It wasn't even at the start
In my heart where you reign
You'd have thought by now
That something would upset the balance
But as yet nothing has come along
What a way to show I love you
Underneath the floor above you
What a way to give each other a ride
What a way to face the future
Knowing you'll be always true to her
What a way to keep each other alive
I'm a great believer in
The thoughts of anywhere and how
I would say that all the things
You want are yours right here and now
Don't forget I've learnt my lesson
Had the opportunity to make many mistakes
In the days before you came
And although I find it hard
To let myself look foolish
It doesn't mean we don't have any fun
What a way to show I love you
Other than below or above you
What a way to kiss each other goodbye
What a way to start tomorrow
Knowing that there'll be no sorrow
What a way to keep each other alive
What a way to show I love you
Underneath the floor above you
What a way to give each other a ride
What a way to face the future
Knowing you'll be always true to her
What a way to keep each other alive